In a bizzare coincidence, I just watched 2 seperate tv shows that both mentioned Edward James Olmos’ bad skin. Didn’t even know who that is
Landmine Ketchup: the most eff’d up thing you will see all day, guaranteed http://www.thedieline.com/blog/2009/11/landmine-ketchup.html
Thy christmas catalogs cometh. http://tweetphoto.com/5620632
The past is closer than you can possibly imagine.
I have Google Wave now. Um, what the hell is this thing for?
Dug out a winter jacket, found a $5 bill in the pocket. FTW.
Forget the diet, I need to fast after this weekend. eesh.
“Hey Tiger, you swing that club almost as good as your wife!” -inevitable heckler at the next PGA event #tigerwoodswife
RT @johncmayer: American media, the giant clown’s mouth that’s about to swallow Tiger Woods’ 18th hole shot on the mini-golf course of fame.
I wish i could get this in ringtone form ♫ http://blip.fm/~gyz4v
listening to "Goldfinger" →
I wish i could get this in ringtone form
So tiger woods’ wife smashed out the back window of his SUV to save him from a “minor accident”? Clearly the truth hasn’t been heard.
This is all hush hush, but there’s going to be a big sale tomorrow morning
Sneaking out to the kitchen at 1:30 AM to eat the last slice of pie directly out of the tin. #notmyproudesthour
RT @biorhythmist: Happy “(Delete Browser History) OK Now You Can Use My Laptop” Day http://myloc.me/1IWaw
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
Above all else, I’m thankful that my family’s thanksgiving doesn’t include going around the table and sharing what we’re thankful for.
RT @Liverpool_FC: Happy Thanksgiving to all our American reds. (Apart from the two tools running our club of course).
RT @questlove: “ron? yeah I been to your restaurant a few times….” @jimmyfallon all nonchalant to ronald mcdonald in our parade trailer
RT @questlove: man, sitting on this trailer watching ronald mcdonald use his blackberry is….strange.
My contribution tomorrow: Chipotle Chili Adobo Gravy. Puts regular gravy to shame. Yes, even Thanksgiving can be made into a contest.
Tonight’s the busiest bar night of the year? Really? What about new years eve? St patty’s? I don’t buy it.
RT @JudahWorldChamp: Good luck to all the vegans who have to eat Thanksgiving dinner with meat-eating relatives. Embrace the awkwardness.
I didn’t like this haircut at first, but it’s starting to grow on me. #badjokewednesday
Angels & Demons tv ads running non-stop. I think if they drop the ‘Demons’ part they’d move more units for Christmas. Maybe Angels&Santa?
RT @shitmydadsays: here’s the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit
They should make it flesh color to fuck w/people RT @katrinacake: @stetherado http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7xrr8XQ_-Y #xmasideasforseth
It appears I was once again overlooked in People Magazine’s search for the sexiest man alive.
My contribution made #4! RT @Jaunted: Top 10 Gross Things People Do On Airplanes! http://bit.ly/4PgYBq
(I wasn’t talking about myself… i swear.)
The Halle Berry perfume scratch and sniff sticker. Actually, “scratch to experience” http://pic.gd/161c4d
Is it my imagination, or has tackling in the NFL come to resemble WWF wrestling moves?
RT @nickjfrost: I’m on set with a hangover and a cold. Anything can happen in the next half hour…
Postgame, Paterno noted similarities between today’s game and the 1954 MSU-PSU game. Respect.
Just realized the spartan stadium luxury suite I enjoyed today was paid for with denied health insurance claims. FML.
RT @mikeynovak: asked by a kid model: who would win in a fight, pirate or ninja? ninja. YOURE WRONG. there’s a website to prove it.
This is what an MSU game looks like from a skybox http://pic.gd/101530
LOL: Ohio St’s throwback jerseys
Busch has a camouflage case of beer for hunting season. The word ‘Busch’ itself is orange so hunters don’t accidentally shoot your beer.
Radio-Z ♫ http://blip.fm/~gnayo
To each his own. Unless your own is some kind of jam band in which case you can go eff yourself
listening to "Jaydiohead - Wrong Prayer" →
Under no circumstance should a refridgerator ever be made that cannot fit a pizza box.
Had my passport photo taken at Walgreens, I asked that a second picture be taken that “looks more like Jason Bourne”. As usual, silence.
RT @MSU_Basketball: http://twitpic.com/q6o0p - Check out the cover of this week’s Sports Illustrated.
The D.E.N.N.I.S System!
RT @thebrianposehn: Just sold a used 80G iPod on eBay secretly loaded with 23,000 copies of “Two Princes.”
There is actually a Christmas song titled “Here Comes the Fattest Man in Town”. These days there are LOTS of people fatter than Santa.