Yes, I am a fair weather Red Wings fan. You want to fight about it?
Wedding season starts today. Maple syrup conglomerate from Vermont?
I wonder if the Denver Nuggets get bulk discounts for their tattoos
$600 for a fancy bike store bike, or $250 for a bike from meijer… Things that make me go hmmmmm.
Buying a bike later. Maybe. But haircut for sure. Then if time allows, bed bath & beyond.
Watching the national spelling bee. Not going to lie, if somebody fainted it would make for better TV.
Going to go see new terminator movie tonight. Will Arnold make a cameo as a cyborg governor?
Scones? Who do I look like, the queen of England?
Pretty sure I’ve broken my foot. Is severe pain a symptom of a broken foot?
Watching “jon & kate plus 8” for the first and last time.
I’m not entirely happy until I find a Sunday new york times
I’ve been dreaming of mcnuggets for days now, so I finally made it happen.
Awake way too early on a Saturday to run 6 miles with a bunch of passive-agressive, type-A personalities. Why do I do this to myself?
Outside high school: “$10 all you can eat spaghetti dinner. Raise money for the track team. Don’t worry, we didn’t cook it.”
I’m happy Dick Cheney does not have real political power anymore. Dangerously vindictive individual.
Going out for sushi and micro brew beer. I’ll twitpic any strange rolls for your viewing pleasure.
I bet a hockey player’s pet peeve is when you’re up against the boards and some beer-gutted rube pounds on the glass right by your face.
“congrats, grads… enjoy working at starbucks! Haha, I’m only joking of course; starbucks isn’t hiring.” -bill maher