They say not to drive drunk, but then how am I supposed to get to work?
I bought a box of chocolate covered cookie dough bits at walgreens today. No joke necessary. Feel free to bounce your own off me.
Hoping for the best week ever. No celebrity deaths, less oppressive heat, and fireworks at some point.
11 of the last 12 tweets have been USA-Brasil related comments. I retract my “nobody cares” comment.
watching USA vs Brasil confederation cup final. really exciting stuff, but most people don’t care.
Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and now Billy Mays??? Why God, Why?!?
Finishing work on the biggest piece of art I’ve ever constructed. Twitpic to follow.
Having pizza hut as a reward for losing 27 pounds in 54 days. Yes that’s a 1/2 pound per day average.
P.S. The personal pan pizza is both sensible and delicious.
Is “P.S.” ever really necessary on twitter? The whole website is built on P.S.’s
that sound? just my cell phone going through the washing machine. no biggie.
Amazing how rarely do you find a situation where yelling ‘race war!’ is not incredibly inappropriate.
Under no circumstances is “salt” an appropriate answer to the question, “what’s your favorite pizza topping?” Fail.
holy shit! michael jackson died!
Thinking about either hiking the Appalachian trail or a quick visit to Argentina this weekend, haven’t decided yet.
Mcdonald’s is making frappes? That’s fantastic, now I don’t have to listen to jazz all day long.
Need a costume idea. Theme: famous movie characters. Catch: must be able to run a 5k in it. Ideas?
Fathers day picnic. Gonna get me some cocktail… FRUIT!!