I was at meijer today thinking, who in their right mind wouldn’t appreciate a Michigan State themed cake for everyone to enjoy at tailgate?
I just witnessed someone driving around the new mt pleasant traffic circle three times, just for the fun of it. Bravo.
I went to the doctor and he said, “Buck, your check came back” so I said “so did my arthritis!” #bransonjokes
I asked my uncle if he wanted to be buried or cremated, he said, “surprise me!” #bransonjokes
My sister is so fat, she thought gravy was a beverage! #bransonjokes
Crazy knuckle-headed folks, having fun and telling jokes! #bransonjokes
Where exactly is kingdom come, and how hard would mama have to kick me to really go there? #bransonjokes
I got my wife a new 3 piece bikini: a top and bottom for her, and a blindfold for me! #bransonjokes
I have a dog with an ingrown tail, you have to x-ray him to see if he’s happy! #bransonjokes
OMFG, Sunny Day Real Estate is on Jimmy Fallon.
http://instantbueller.com/ I just spent about 3 minutes at this website
I was thinking “Wal-Mart Wolverine” as a halloween costume until I realized I’d just look like some random jackass w/o a costume
Instantly followed by 3 real estate twitter accounts for mentioning SDRE. Sorry, the only thing I’m in the market for is some retro emo
Spoiler for any movie ever made involving “the troubles” in Northern Ireland: THE MAIN CHARACTER DIES.
Some people dont have to put up with this shit. Like the guy who invented the Pet Rock, he made a million dollars. You gotta use your MIND
So far, linkedin has been a pointless endeavor. Resume building disguised as a fun facebook-like website.
Autumn is nice; right up until that first rainy, windy, high temp of 50 day.
We must burn the fat off our souls. -hemmingway
waiting for new dexter to download…
Is this Villa-Torres partnership a legit rumor, or just food for thought? #tia
The gayest snack food ever http://pic.gd/c0fbac
About to run another stupid 5k race
I was just disqualified from a 5k race for not being passive-agressive enough
RT @billmaher: If u get a swine flu shot ur an idiot.
Liverpool 6-1 Hull City, Fernando Torres hat trick!
Sparty v Bucky, MMIX
I like muting the TV and listening to George Blaha
Carson Daly’s career in 3 acts: 1. Hey, check out this Blink182 video. 2. Ha, just kidding about liking pop music. 3. What, I’m not funny?
Parks and Recreation features too many well spoken, attractive, physically fit characters to believe the setting is the rural midwest.
RT @shitmydadsays: “I’m sitting in one of those TGI Friday’s places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth.”
In the lower 48 states, you are never further away from a McDonald’s restaurant than in the village of Meadow, SD… a mere 107 miles.
Superfluous items appearing on today’s to-do list: Deliver pumpkins, sushi, decide on Halloween costume, make sure netflix gets to mailbox
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don’t really know what’s happening down there. Who’s the real hero?
Does dreaming about tree climbing, blood thirsty lobsters automatically qualify you for the mental institution; or its a lengthier process?
I’ve just experienced envy, jealously, anger, acceptance, and depression (in that order) whilst viewing a fb friend’s vacation photo album
Sign of the times: I’m watching the emmy awards, thinking about what these people are going to be tweeting later. Sad? Cool? Can’t decide
Yo, chuck norris, I’m really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Bey…. actually you know what, why don’t you go ahead and finish
Geico commercials: cavemen>gecko>googly-eyed money
MSU men’s soccer goalkeeper Avery Steinlage hasn’t allowed a single goal in 1,258 minutes, 8 seconds of play, an all-time NCAA record.
http://bit.ly/VvtoE I want to eat this in world record time
Thinking about catching a movie this weekend: basterds, julia, or extract. Suggestions?
Is there some new avatar fad sweeping twitter that I don’t know about? see: @johncmayer @azizansari @sethmeyers21 @funnyordie
When a midget stands next to a smart car, I think, ‘you ain’t tall, midget, you just clever!’.
Watching jay leno at 10 is tricking my brain into thinking its midnight…kinda like jetlag
More people would respect Micheal Moore if he didn’t go on national TV looking like a hobo who threw on a sports jacket
Why are magazine subscriptions so hard to commit to? Usually like a 75% discount over buying mags at the store, yet it still seems “iffy”.
Left on my car windshield http://mypict.me/CL56