February 2011
Commence vacation photographs....
my blog will mostly be used as a receptacle for vacation pictures for the next week. Enjoy!/Sorry.
“My motto now is either you love or you hate, and you must do so violently.”
– Charlie Sheen
The actual text from IMDB.com's "parents guide" to...
We see a shirtless man engaged in active, thrusting sex with another man that’s bending over; the man bending over looks panicked. We see two fully nude men with genitals and buttocks visible; one man’s genitals are seen, up-close, for about a minute. A man’s head is propped closely to another man’s genitals (we see the genitals). We see a man’s genitals as another...
CBS & Warner Bros Pull The Plug: But Have We Seen... →
…one could only hope…
WatchConan, Andy Richter, and Jason Sudeikis discuss the finer points of Buffalo Wild Wings, Natural Light, and flaming buttholes.
Fuck Yeah Cats That Look Like Ron Swanson →
It's my birthday! →
Buy me something to prove you love me!
Family Guy, "Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey"
Alexander Graham Bell: Well, we did it Watson. What an afternoon. We finally perfected the first telephone.
Thomas Watson: Yeah, uh, hey listen.. somebody called me today. Uh, whoever it was, said some very sexual things.. very angry, sexual things.
Alexander Graham Bell: Oh, really? Probably just some teenagers somewhere... damn them.
Thomas Watson: Well that's, that's the thing. I mean.. there's, there's only two phones, in the, well, in the world, and one of them is in my office and the other one is in your office and those two didn't even exist until a few hours ago.
Alexander Graham Bell: Yikes.
“I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.”
– Ernest Hemingway
Fun Fact!
Before he had the famous dentures, George Washington replaced missing teeth with extras he had pulled from the mouths of his slaves. Isn’t history fun?
But I digress… happy President’s Day everyone!
“If all else perished, and he remained, I should still continue to be; and if all...”
– Wuthering Heights (via naturesfreak)
My birthday is this Wednesday, the 23rd. →
You still have time to buy me something from my amazon wishlist!
