Harry Carey on SNL, 01/10/98
Harry: Hey! If you were a hot dog...and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Harry: I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!...So would you?
Colin: I don't know.
Harry: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin: I guess so.
Harry: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off! I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth. And - and fingernails.
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