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Harry Carey on SNL, 01/10/98
Harry: Hey! If you were a hot dog...and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin: What?
Harry: I know I would! First, I'd smother myself with brown mustard and relish. I'd be so delicious!...So would you?
Colin: I don't know.
Harry: Don't jerk me around, Norm! It's a simple question! A baby could answer it! If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin: I guess so.
Harry: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend! If you had said no, I would have bitten your ear off! I would have come at you like a tornado made of arms and teeth. And - and fingernails.
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Flickr →
I just updated an overview of my entire life onto Flickr. If you’re into photography and travel and whatnot, check it out!
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"Return The Favor"
Buffalo Wild Wings is running a promotion called “Return The Favor” for Memorial Day. The concept: bring in a special coupon and they will donate 10% of your bill to the VFW. So.. there you go, veterans, sounds like we’re even now. You spent years of your life away from your family in a hostile land halfway around the world, in constant danger of bodily harm and death; I left the...
“The thing about you kids is that you’re all kind of insensitive. I’m...”
– Greenberg
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