The Y10K Problem

It's coming.

Retroactive New Year’s Resolutions/Goals

1. No 3D movies.

2. No fast food. (except Subway, because I can get a whole wheat, veggie-heavy sub there such as the lean, oven-roasted turkey breast) SUBWAY, Eat Fresh. 

3. Finish reading all the half-read books sitting around my house.

4. Travel someplace I’ve never been.

5. Keep growing this beard until I look weird or gross.